I was told there would be no math.

A word problem:

If Baby H consumes x amount of meals in a day, takes y number of naps and sleeps for z hours at night, where z has no correlation to x or y, and Mother J has slept for z-3 hours when she is awoken by Baby H for the sixth night in a row, how long will it take Mother J to locate, purchase and deploy a tranquilizer gun?

Don't forget to show your work.


Anonymous said...

You forgot to include the P + Ps factor which is directly correlated with z in our house.

mom c said...

er...you forgot to factor in how close the nearest sporting goods store is and how fast you can drive.