Jennie: Helen, you had a Happy Meal last night. We're having spaghetti tonight.
Helen: No, I want a Happy Meal. I want chicken nuggets ... and apples ... and french fries ...
Jennie: You had one yesterday, remember? We got you a hamburger and french fries from Wendy's. You had a Happy Meal last night.
Helen: (angrily) Wendy's is NOT a Happy Meal. Wendy's is just FOOD.
Brian: Helen, who do you love most in the whole wide world?
Brian: (quietly, to me) Ha!
Helen: ... and Mommy ...
Brian: (hangs head)
Helen: ... and Alice ...
Brian: Sheesh. Don't forget the kitties!
Helen: Daddy! I don't love the kitties.