A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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This one goes out to my Grandpa:
It was a kitchy-kitchy coup.
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A carrot.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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Feel free to add one of your own in the comments!
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A kid is having trouble in Math at school. His parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school and almost from day one his grades improve. His parents are so surprised by his immediate change in grades, they sit down and ask him why his grades have improved so quickly. "Was it the one-on-one attention from the nuns? Is your new teacher just better than your public school teacher?"
The little boy looks at them and says, "I knew when I walked into school and I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign they were serious about Math and I better study."
A bit of a long one, but my favorite joke ever.
I've never the heard that one Miss Smarty Pants! That's a good one! especially appreciated being educated in catholic schools!
Love the carrot joke; I have a page full of them at Carrot Jokes ~~ A Bright Orange Lensography. Please visit and leave yours!
Brenda
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