Click here to check out the hot Segway action from last weekend.
The video is only about a minute long, and Helen screams through the whole thing. She was highly peeved that I stepped away from mothering her for that one minute. I was within 10 feet of her the whole time, in plain sight, but you wouldn't know it from the decibel level she managed tosingle-handedly produce.
Dear Reader, welcome to my world.
In the meantime, I managed to one-up George Bush and NOT fall flat on my face. Extra bonus points for me.
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